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Tactical parenting

Tactical parenting

Dec 2024

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TACTICAL PARENTING

Written by
Dynomight


INT TACTICAL HOME - DAY

WE OPEN on TACTICAL GUY’s house. A small tree is visible in a window. We see TACTICAL GUY staring at TACTICAL BABY on the ground.

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INT DESK - SAME DAY

TACTICAL GUY uses keyboard plugged into phone to search for “where to buy tactical baby carrier. Viewer is informed that “this is a real product that actually exists”.

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INT TACTICAL HOME - NEXT DAY

TACTICAL GUY places TACTICAL BABY in tactical baby carrier

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INT TACTICAL HOME - ONE YEAR LATER

TACTICAL GUY and TACTICAL BABY are in the same position. TACTICAL BABY is slightly larger.

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INT TACTICAL HOME - ONE YEAR LATER

TACTICAL GUY and TACTICAL BABY are in the same position. TACTICAL BABY is slightly larger. TACTICAL GUY appears more muscular.

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INT TACTICAL HOME - TWO YEARS LATER

TACTICAL GUY and TACTICAL BABY are in the same position. TACTICAL BABY is slightly larger. TACTICAL GUY appears more muscular.

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INT TACTICAL HOME - TWO YEARS LATER

TACTICAL GUY and TACTICAL BABY are in the same position. TACTICAL BABY is slightly larger. TACTICAL GUY appears more muscular.

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INT TACTICAL HOME - SIX YEARS LATER

TACTICAL GUY and TACTICAL BABY are in the same position. TACTICAL BABY is slightly larger. TACTICAL GUY appears even more muscular.

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INT TACTICAL HOME - TEN YEARS LATER

TACTICAL GUY and TACTICAL BABY are in the same position. TACTICAL BABY is now even taller than TACTICAL GUY. TACTICAL GUY is 140 kg of pure muscle.

TACTICAL GUY
(smiles)
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