Warby Parker multiverse

Feb 2022

In your particular branch of spacetime, you may see things like this:

WARBY PARKER

But meanwhile, in the multiverse….

BUMBLE TRUCKER

SLENDER DRIVEWAY

HORN BUBBLER

PURITY ADDICT

SHAME FLAVOR

ACCIDENTAL DENTIST

LAZY VERTEBRATE

DUBIOUS MILKSHAKE

PATCHY PATCHFACE

BIGJOHN CRYBABY

Also: FAILURE INHALER, PARFAIT BUNGLER, HESITANT REGRETTER, LETDOWN SUNSHINE, TERMINAL BURNSIDES, DOMINO TUESDAY.

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