Contra four-wheeled suitcases, sort of

Contra four-wheeled suitcases, sort of

Aug 2023

I have an almost moral dislike for the four-wheeled suitcase. Bear with me here. Before 1972, luggage had no wheels. Then, Bernard Sadow patented this design with four small wheels and a strap:

sadow rolling luggage

By all accounts, this design wasn’t great and it didn’t become popular. Things changed in 1987 when a pilot for Northwest Airlines named Robert Plath took a suitcase and attached two large wheels and a long handle so could be tilted and rolled.

2 wheeled

He first just sold these to flight crews, but everyone who saw them wanted one and soon he quit to start a luggage company. This design was so great that all the other luggage companies copied it and today economists debate why it wasn’t invented decades earlier. These were the good times.

In 2004 Samsonite introduced the four-wheeled suitcase. In these, each wheel spins on a caster so you can push the suitcase vertically without the grueling labor of holding it up.

4 wheeled

These suitcases—pardon me—can go to hell.

Sure, they’re better in ideal circumstances. If you’re going over smooth flat concrete and your 4-wheeled suitcase is empty, then it’s effortless. Look at how happy this woman looks in this stock photo:

stockholm syndrome

Fine. But if you face even the slightest adversity—gravel or cracks or grass or curbs or even just have heavy stuff in your suitcase—then the four-wheeled suitcase is vastly worse. Weirdly, there’s another image from the same photo set that seems designed to demonstrate this point:


You can’t roll that there, stop that.

Sometimes I wonder if there’s a flaw in my approach to life. Do other people not need to move their luggage over curbs and gravel? Do they spend their whole lives floating between liminal spaces in gleaming airports and conference centers and hotels, never intersecting with the grimy shambolic reality that I inhabit? Every time I’ve been forced to carry a 4-wheeled suitcase (blame the Dynomight Biologist) it’s caused more trouble than it has saved.

Certainly, I see a lot of people on the street struggling to haul 4-wheeled suitcases over subway gratings, looking surprised when it doesn’t work. And I wonder: Is the choice between 4-wheeled and 2-wheeled suitcases archetypal of some broader category? Do we often err in choosing fancy fragile solutions that work best in ideal circumstances over simple rugged solutions that perform better in merciless reality? If we look for analogies, will we learn something?


jaguar / hilux

A Jaguar has advantages. If you want to whisk between crumpet appointments in Bumbleshire, I imagine it provides a wonderful experience. But if you want to drive over rocks in the desert for years with minimal maintenance, you probably want something like more like a Toyota Hilux.


inflatable pad / closed-cell pad

There are many similar choices in camping equipment. If you’re camping in cold weather, you must insulate yourself from the ground so you don’t freeze to death. Many hikers use inflatable pads. These are comfortable, but I worry what happens if you get a leak on a cold night. The alternative is dumb closed-cell foam pads, which are bulky and less comfortable but light and cheap and extremely robust.

Similarly, for rain gear you can choose between thin materials with hydrophobic chemicals (light, breathable, fragile, raise polyfluoroalkyl levels in penguins) and dumb plastic layers (heavy, unbreathable, strong).

Or to purify water, you can either use a mechanical filter (fast, pleasant, doesn’t filter viruses, can break), boil water (delightful when you’re thirsty on a hot day) or use chlorine dioxide tablets (takes four hours, tastes like a swimming pool).


In theory, the healthiest diet ought to be something like Soylent: A mixture of ingredients optimized by science to be good for you. In reality, our civilization doesn’t know enough about nutrition to optimize things, so you’re surely much better off just eating a varied diet with lots of vegetables and avoiding processed foods and whatnot.


sponge / cup

Ancient Roman soldiers often carried a piece of sponge to use for drinking in lieu of a cup. The exact reasons they did this are a little murky, and hard to research because the internet is obsessed with ancient uses of sponges on sticks for other valuable purposes. But sponges are lighter, unbreakable, and convenient to combine with vinegar as a disinfectant. No one does this anymore.

Space pens

The story goes that NASA spent millions of dollars developing a pen that would work without gravity while the Soviets just used a pencil. So, a win for the “two-wheeled suitcase”?

Actually, no. In reality, both the US and USSR used pencils but were unhappy with them because they left bits of graphite floating around. The space pen was developed with private capital and once available both the US and USSR tested it and found it was great after which they bought them at a reasonable cost (something like $27 in 2023 dollars).

Dangerous People

Say it’s 3000BC and you live in a tribal band where someone committed murder. You could banish them, but maybe they’ll follow you or join up with your enemies. You could try to confine them in a giant pit, but what if they escape? The safe thing is to kill them. Today we have prisons.


One way to start a company is to come up with a brilliant business model or technology and keep it secret until you have a big launch for your product. That sounds good, but what if someone steals your idea? And how do you know anyone actually wants your product if you don’t test it in the real world? The alternative is to just build a good team and keep changing ideas until something takes off.


The traditional way to play soccer is to give people fixed roles (attacker, midfielder) train them to be good at those roles. In the 1970s the Dutch developed “total football” where players shift positions and rely much more on improvisation. While this was seen as revolutionary at the time and some recent teams use related fluid strategies like “tiki-taka”, it still isn’t the dominant strategy today.


The high-tech way to deal with noise is to create electronics that listen to ambient sounds and emit interfering sound to cancel it out (active noise cancellation headphones). The low-tech alternative is to just put lots of molecules between your eardrums and the sound (passive noise blocking earmuffs). If you compared these 20 years ago, I’m sure the low-tech earmuffs would be better. But today, active noise cancellation wins.


thin / plump

Being thin seems to reduce the risk of heart disease, stoke, diabetes, and cancer. But being heavier has advantages, too: Extra stored energy could save your life if you have an injury or digestive problem and can’t eat for a while. If you fall, extra padding can reduce injury. When you’re young, it seems to be best to be thin and just avoid injuries and digestive problems. But as you get older, those are harder to avoid, so the best tradeoff changes and the healthiest weight appears to shift upwards. The healthiest BMI for someone over 80 would be quite overweight for a young person. Speculatively, hundreds of years ago, we were all at more risk of disease and accidents (and starvation), so the healthiest weight was probably higher for everyone. (Figure from Bhaskaran et al.)


If you want people to like you, you can try being charming or charismatic. One trick is to make people feel that you find them utterly fascinating and they’re the center of the world. Some do well with that, but it’s tricky to pull off and rubs some people the wrong way. A far more robust “tactic” is to overcome your egotism enough to be genuinely interested in other people.


shuttle / rocket

In the late 1960s, The U.S. decided it was dumb to spend tons of money making a rocket, use it once and throw it away. Instead, it decided to develop a reusable platform. But in the end, it didn’t work—the shuttle was even more expensive than rockets ($211 billion over 30 years) and launched 3 times a year instead of the planned 52. It wasn’t reliable and couldn’t leave low-earth orbit. It would have been better to stick with simple, single-use rockets.

Rockets again

Except now we are replacing simple single-use rockets with reusable rockets that do vertical landing. The more complex shuttle couldn’t beat simple rockets, but an even-more complex system does.

Ships of the line

In the Royal Navy in the 17th to 19th centuries, there were different classes of ships. “First-rate” ships were the biggest with 100 or more guns. “Second-rate” ships had 80-98, and “third-rate” ships had 64-80. This continued down to sixth-rate ships with 20 to 28 guns.

Given how we use “first-rate” today, you might expect those were the best. But as experience accumulated over the years, the consensus was that third-rate ships were the best compromise between speed, handling, firepower, and cost. In the end, few first and second-rate ships were even built.


If everyone who deposits money in a bank demands it back at the same time, the bank will fail. The old-school solution is to just let banks fail. This gives people an incentive to be careful. The fancy new solution is government deposit insurance. This stops bank runs but also removes people’s incentive to vet banks before depositing. So we add an additional layer where the government audits the banks to make sure they’re stable. This has worked well so far, but I sure hope those audits are good because if people ever start to doubt the credibility of the federal government, all hell will break loose.


I hoped that this exercise would show that simple, rugged, reliable systems are systematically better than fancy fragile ones. But it didn’t. Sometimes rugged wins and sometimes it doesn’t.

Overall, the trend seems to be in the opposite direction, towards fancy systems. One driver is that fancy systems tend to evolve to become more robust. We saw this with rockets, headphones, and prisons. A second driver is that the world itself tends to becomes less chaotic, meaning there is less need for robustness. We saw that with cars and plumpness.

But sometimes the world becomes more chaotic and things move in the other direction. The most obvious example of this is rather grim: As wars drag on, stockpiles of state-of-the-art weapons get depleted. Eventually, what really matters is being cheap and easy to mass produce. So let’s hope 4-wheeled suitcases win, I guess.

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